When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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"Be gentle with yourself. You’re doing the best you can."

ifsheetswerestates:

fall out boy lyrics be like

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why